What if the apple wants to fall far from the tree?

Mom: dad says hi
Mom: I'm gonna go eat - enjoy your Easter box tomorrow (or on Easter if you decide to wait)
Mom: luv u
Me: Alright. Love you, too (and Dad! Hi, Dad!). Bye!
Mom: bye from dad
Mom: he doesn't love you quite so much
Mom: :-)
Mom: I LOVE driving the computer
Me: hahahahaha
Mom: total control

I don't know what is scarier about that chunk of conversation . . . the fact that my mother uses internet slang or the fact that I am quite obviously doomed to be a demonic control freak for the rest of my life.