Dora the Demon

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Ransom Note 2

The above lyrics have been running through my head all day. Apparently, the first line is "somebody told me you had a boyfriend" without the word "that," but whatever. The Paint image was already created by the time I thought of that.

In other news, I uttered the phrase, "Swiper, no swiping!" out of nowhere this afternoon. I've scheduled an exorcism for tomorrow. Panera Kyle, please don't hold this against me.

Belinda

Belinda

Are you getting enough sleep?

Seriously, you are the best person under the age of 25 that I know. Not counting the ones I'm related to, because they'll totally find out I said that.

Rachelskirts

Rachelskirts

Belinda - You and Karen/trollbaby are gonna give me the biggest ego this side of the Mississippi! And no, I am not getting enough sleep. Apparently, Dora's the type to hit a man when he's down.

Jace of Fuse!

Jace of Fuse!

Since I have gone most of my life since early teens living on less than 4 hours of sleep per night most nights let me be the first to congratulate you on all of the free time you will have by reclaiming hours normally reserved for the nightly brain AutoMaint(TM) program known as "Sleep".

Some of the so called benefits you may experience include those which borderline on being classified as psychotic episodes. To the uninitiated these may at first seem to be cause for alarm, but let me assure you that aside of the possible dangers associated with randomly falling asleep while performing functions that normally require full attention (such as driving a vehicle or putting expensive gadgets in a blender) there is little to worry about when learning to live with these episodes.

Most of the nearly hallucinatory perceptions or randomly spoken (or thought) nonsense will result in little harm to yourself or others outside of mild embarrassment or perhaps temporary confusion in oneself or others.

As for acquired personalities, all but the most stubborn will eventually go away on their over the course of time. Those that refuse can sometimes be put to good use by holding meetings with them and dishing out some of the more thought-intensive tasks to those best suited to handle them. Special care must be taken when assigning duties to one's own random thoughts, though.

While it may seem tempting to push your entire mental workload off on your imaginary friends it can prove detrimental to one's sanity and productivity in the long run if you find yourself conveniently taking a nap while the voices in your head feverishly debate among themselves how best to solve problems.

You may wake to find yourself temporarily refreshed but you will then also discover that your buddies have for whatever reason parted in your absence leaving you with the bulk of the work. And they take the waffles with them when they go!

Thursday's Child

Thursday's Child

I don't think that anyone could ever confuse me for a previous girlfriend.

I can strike that off the list of things to worry about.

Rachelskirts

Rachelskirts

Jace of Fuse! - I was momentarily speechless after reading that comment. It's just so . . . beautiful! And hilarious. And truly inspirational. It's too bad I love sleep so much. :( Your comment almost made me want to change my ways. Almost. I'm tired, though, and sleep is sounding way better than not sleep. Mmm. Sleep. Feather beds and comforters and pillows. Mmm.

Thursday's Child - If anyone does, please send me a pic of this "previous girlfriend." The facial hair alone would be enough to keep me laughing for probably a good four months.