The above lyrics have been running through my head all day. Apparently, the first line is "somebody told me you had a boyfriend" without the word "that," but whatever. The Paint image was already created by the time I thought of that.
In other news, I uttered the phrase, "Swiper, no swiping!" out of nowhere this afternoon. I've scheduled an exorcism for tomorrow. Panera Kyle, please don't hold this against me.