Run, Skirts, Run!

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I'm at that point where my whole life is revolving around work. I wake up and fret about it in the shower. I talk about it on the way to work with my mom. I whine about it on the way home from work with my mom. On the weekends, work rants dominate our conversations. I can't ever seem to get away, so I'm doing what I do best...

I'm running away.

More specifically, I'm flying to Tay-hoss at the end of May. One of my bestest friends, Sexy Beast, is getting commissioned into the Marines on May 23, and he invited me to the ceremony. Hopefully, I'll return with wonderful stories and dreamy sighs and something to say here other than "Please kidnap me." In fact, I have one hawt cuddle session planned, as well as one hawt make-out session, and there have even been rumblings of a threesome.

Now if I could just bring all my friends back with me in my suitcase, then I'd really be a happy girl. Well, and once I get Pats over here to hook me up with Elijah Wood.

P.S. Okay, so I do work at a church, which therefore makes the whole slut thing not at all an option. It is, however, really funny to imagine anyone from my church stumbling across this entry and shrieking "Heathen!" like a banshee.

P.P.S. The very fact that I would be amused by someone else's horror strongly indicates that I really shouldn't ever come back from this vacation. The church is much better off without me.

P.P.P.S. If you ever come across a banshee that screams, "Heathen!" please let me know. That would make for one awesome pet.

Michael

Michael

I totally feel for you. I pretty much eat, sleep, and drink work these days. I need a life.

Tez

Tez

The threesome thing was a joke? How disappointing. I was going to post "pics or it didn't happen" but now the whole thing is moot.

I'm lucky that I have a job that doesn't require actual work. And I work with pretty cool people. It's still a pain in the ass, but it IS a job, so it's to be expected. But it's a lot better than previous jobs.

Gilligan

Gilligan

Aw shucks. I was wondering what that make-out session would entail, since you're so enamored with Frodo Baggins and Pedro the Monkey. Trying to imagine you+Sims Frodo + Sock Monkey was pretty much blowing my mind. :-p

As far as work goes, I feel the same way about school right now. Luckily it'll be over in a week, just to start over again in two. (Yay summer classes...)

Jeff

Jeff

I can sooooo identify with you! I have a "blogspot" blog as well as my diaryland site, and I know for a fact that some of my church members read it. So I have to be careful what I say there. I'm the worship leader at my church, which is, you know, just below the preacher in status. But I'm far from "holy." And when my Red Sox lose, I'm prone to let out a choice word or two. So, yeah....I'm right there with you. And I probably feel the same way about Michelle Pfeiffer as you do about Elijah. (I'm a lot older than you, so that's not as gross as it might sound, k?) Bye...Jeff

Sarah

Sarah

I can't imagine anyone from my church coming across my blog, I think they'd banish me. But a vacation sounds so fun right now! I am a little jealous that you are going on one at the moment. All I'm doing is trying to cram as much math into my brain as I can (which is completely my fault as I chose to take the summer precalculus course I know!).
If you find a banshee that screams 'heathen' can I petsit for you on occasion (and by occasion I mean like all the time.)

Belinda

Belinda

You know I love you, right? And want to adopt you? That might offend your parents, though. Ah, well.

GEORGE!

GEORGE!

Makeout session? Sinner.

Ren

Ren

You're a church slut. Every man's dream, now all you need is a little school girl outfit that you can hoochifiy.

chris

chris

@Belinda Skirts and Bella? I dunno. That might be kinda a lethal combination. Awesomely lethal, to be exact.