Elijah Wood, I'm Still Waiting

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Number of marriage proposals this month: 5
Number of boyfriends this year: 0
Number of calculators required to figure out how stupid that is: 42

Life is such a tease sometimes.

Blindsquirrel

Blindsquirrel

Five this month already? That's an average of once every three days. If you keep that pace you'll have five more by Halloween. Now, that's spooky!

Rachelskirts

Rachelskirts

I meant in the past thirty days, but four of them were actually this week. I don't know what's going on here, but I feel like this is a worldwide conspiracy.

Jace of Fuse!

Jace of Fuse!

Re: Worldwide Conspiracy

<Insert comical marriage proposal for effect> FNORD

Jace of Fuse!

Jace of Fuse!

WOW. Because I placed some wit inside brackets the blogging scripts waxed my attempt at humor and left behind nothing but the trailing FNORD. Excuse me if I find that a little bit ironic.

Rachelskirts

Rachelskirts

Haha, fixed it. That was pretty awesome, though.

Joel

Joel

WHAT?!?

Be careful out there! lol

Anonymous

Haha well at least you got proposed too! That's always interesting!

Anon2

Anon2

You failed to state whether you accepted any of these proposals...

Gilligan

Gilligan

Heh. Well I think I might just have to jump on this bandwagon! :-p Maybe not, but you're sure worth 5, or more! ;-) It'll be pretty interesting to see where this all goes! :-p I know where your eyes are set though... Have a wonderful time fending off all those fetching boys!