Global Bruising

This year, global warming has kicked Chicago in the shins to say, "Hi. I'm a mythological creature. Distant cousin to the unicorn."

Blue Skies? Nowhere to be Found
Blue Skies? Nowhere to Be Found | Flickr

On a related note, I plan to kick the shins of anyone who dares to argue with me on this one.

P.S. Yes, I did mention on Twitter that I would probably be posting pictures of snow goons today, but I'm tired and lazy. Later this weekend, though, for sure.