Global Bruising
This year, global warming has kicked Chicago in the shins to say, "Hi. I'm a mythological creature. Distant cousin to the unicorn."
![Blue Skies? Nowhere to be Found](https://ghost.rachelskirts.com/content/images/2019/02/2250060688_e8e97a45a8_o.jpg)
On a related note, I plan to kick the shins of anyone who dares to argue with me on this one.
P.S. Yes, I did mention on Twitter that I would probably be posting pictures of snow goons today, but I'm tired and lazy. Later this weekend, though, for sure.