I am proud that people came to my site by searching for the following things:

  • Amazing things you wouldn't even know
  • Don't be sippin' on that haterade
  • Elijah Wood
  • Elijah Wood 2008
  • Elijah Wood October 2008
  • Fancy way of saying computer nerd
  • How do you get to the levels in DK64
  • I love teh interwebz
  • James Bond is hot
  • Pirate sock monkeys
  • Squirrel power
  • Sternutation
  • True life video my dad is a Star Wars nerd

On the other hand, I am rather disturbed that people were 1) searching for these things and 2) finding them on my site:

  • College student too lazy to work out
  • I hate Hemingway
  • My brother wears my skirts
  • Nicknames for pimps
  • Plan to keep America illiterate

Oh, internet. If we were friends on Facebook, our relationship would be complicated.