Please, Sir, May I Have Some More?


While watching Lord of the Rings tonight, my brother and I decided that the world would be a better place if it included more of the following things:

  • jet packs
  • explosions
  • dragons
  • pirates
  • ninjas
  • laser guns
  • lightsabers
  • musical numbers (particularly epic soundtracks)
  • walking sticks
  • cartoon sound effects
  • superpowers
  • balrogs in a zoo
  • treehouses
  • teleporters
  • tree villages
  • invisibility cloaks
  • giant statues
  • animatronics (particularly dancing skeletons)
  • cape swooshes

Have anything to add to the list? We're just getting started.