I have this uncontrollable urge to punch someone.

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When I first saw the previews for Green Street Hooligans many moons ago, I screeched to myself as I sat alone in my parents' family room and promised Elijah Wood that he would soon have a date with me in the theaters. Sadly, I was penniless the entire time the movie was showing, so I watched Lord of the Rings even more than usual just to make it up to my dear blue-eyed love.

This week, I finally got around to watching the movie as part of my "action movie week," in which I watch men punch or shoot each other, sometimes whilst shirtless. The line-up thus far has included Fight Club and Casino Royale, but neither of them could provide for me what Green Street Hooligans gave me — a valid reason for popping one's collar and the most adorable accents on the planet.

Of course, my favorite part of the week was comparing the abs of Brad Pitt and Daniel Craig with the adorable fluff of Elijah Wood. Is polygamy still illegal?