Things I Hate About This Week:

• Catching a cold from all of my beloved Clubber boys.
• Being unable to laugh without my lungs deciding they need to be coughed up for show and tell.
• One-ply toilet paper. Seriously, is this the best you can do with my $20k+ a year, oh school of mine?
• My milk expiring, leaving me unable to properly consume my Fruit Loops (which I refuse to spell as Froot Loops).

Things I Love About This Week:

• Obtaining the soundtrack to The Wizard of Oz and listening to munchkins day after day.
• Watching both Fight Club and Casino Royale for the first time.
• Being the only person to write on my brother's Facebook wall for the second week in a row.
• Talking to my mother for an hour and a half on her birthday.
• Realizing that Spring Break is now less than two weeks away.
• Wayne Brady and Ryan Stiles.
• Did I mention munchkins yet?