My True Love Gave Me a Swiffer Duster
Things currently on or near my desk:
- Ten action movies.
- Nine books.
- Eight undecipherable Post-It notes.
- Seven CDs of pictures from work.
- Six pairs of earrings.
- Five headbands.
- Four crayons.
- Three candy wrappers.
- Two bottles of nail polish.
- One very disappointing candle that does not smell like peppermint..
That's just the beginning. Looks like I need my cat to help me shove all this stuff onto the floor this weekend. (Just kidding, Mom. I do actually know how to clean. It's just more fun this way.)