My True Love Gave Me a Swiffer Duster


Things currently on or near my desk:

  • Ten action movies.
  • Nine books.
  • Eight undecipherable Post-It notes.
  • Seven CDs of pictures from work.
  • Six pairs of earrings.
  • Five headbands.
  • Four crayons.
  • Three candy wrappers.
  • Two bottles of nail polish.
  • One very disappointing candle that does not smell like peppermint..

That's just the beginning. Looks like I need my cat to help me shove all this stuff onto the floor this weekend. (Just kidding, Mom. I do actually know how to clean. It's just more fun this way.)