"On a scale of one to awesome, I'm super cool."

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  • Please ignore the odd angel /devil / heart thing that I carelessly slapped on a stripey background as my new "It's February, so let's deck the halls with pink and red and love!" header. That will be changing tonight or tomorrow or very soon. Fixed!
  • If you haven't already voted on the name of my sock monkey, please go do so. It's important to practice voicing your opinions, especially for those with a presidential election coming up.
  • Remind me to never again ask the internet to marry me or even date me. The responses to this entry were, for the most part, entirely depressing. Thanks to the three people who love me, though! You're my new BFFs, whether you want to be or not.
  • Oh my gosh, if you don't want to be my BFF, please do not tell me about it. I can't handle any more rejection this week.
  • If you're super cool and like helping people out while being helped out yourself,donate $2 to Golfwidow and get a guest blog entry in return. She's a brilliant writer and oh-so-funny, so you'll be getting way more than $2 worth of greatness. This is an especially tempting offer to those of us who foolishly signed up for Blog365 and realized on January 1 that we had nothing to say.
  • If anyone has tips on how to overcome social anxiety (I'm seriously becoming a hermit here), leave a comment or email me.
  • It's been a while since I've mentioned this, but I'm seriously in love with Aku's eyebrows. They're all flamey! And awesome! And flamey!