Rachelskirts vs. People Who Love Football


Dear fans of the Super Bowl,
"Super Bowl" is two words, not one.

Dear Super Bowl tweeters,
I'm giving you people until tomorrow to stop talking about this. Seriously.

Dear Super Bowl,
Don't ever get between me and House. Ever. Again.

Dear House,
I love you. If things don't work out between you and Antarctica girl, call me.

Dear Elijah Wood,
Don't worry, love. You're still my favorite. I'm yours for the marrying whenever you find the time.