Proving That There Is Such a Thing as a Stupid Question


Birds instinctively know to fly south for the winter and to get the hell out of there in spring. Humans, on the other hand, instinctively know:

  • how to draw stick figures
  • how to make a finger gun
  • that farts and burps are funny
  • that pirates are totally better than ninjas
  • that peas were created to be launched by spoons
  • that spoons were perhaps created to launch peas
  • that woodchips or other ground cover at a playground should be referred to as "hot lava" and avoided at all costs
  • and much, much more.

So would you give all that up in order to know how to fly and/or migrate? I just can't make up my mind.