Lessons I thought I had learned by now:
- Putting off laundry for a month (or more) at a time creates more problems than it solves.
- Writing your first name with your crush's last name repeatedly will not make him love you or even notice you.
- Blogs do not update themselves when their authors are consumed with Sims 2.
- Sequels are usually nowhere near as good as the original movie.
- Captain Jack Sparrow and Will Turner will still cause me to swoon anyway.