These Bullets Won't Kill You

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Lessons I thought I had learned by now:

  • Putting off laundry for a month (or more) at a time creates more problems than it solves.
  • Writing your first name with your crush's last name repeatedly will not make him love you or even notice you.
  • Blogs do not update themselves when their authors are consumed with Sims 2.
  • Sequels are usually nowhere near as good as the original movie.
  • Captain Jack Sparrow and Will Turner will still cause me to swoon anyway.