Until Frodo Baggins Becomes President, That Is

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Dear Guy Who I Have Now Seen on Two Separate Occasions Wearing a Top Hat to School:
Let's make out under the bleachers.

Dear Classmates Who May or May Not Know This Guy:
Just kidding about the making-out-with-the-Abe-Lincoln-wannabe thing. I'll leave the dead president fantasies to Sarah Brown.