"Two slices of ham, three slices of cheese, and a partridge in a pear tree."
- It was turkey, not ham.
- That's not how you do a countdown.
- What happened to the two rolls and the one bottle of IBC root beer?
This has been sitting around as a draft for like six months now, and I'm only posting it now because I think it's great that I felt this was worth saving as a draft for like six months.