By Gilligan, America's Finest List Mocker

• Tagged: Guest Post

Note from Rachelskirts: Today's entry is brought to you by Gilligan, who took pity on me and my blogging predicament and kindly offered to write a guest post for me. I had given up hope that anybody would actually do this, so I was pleasantly surprised when he IMed me tonight, saying, "I have a guest post if you'd like it. It kinda fits in with the listings you've been doing." Turns out he's a bit of a punk. Behold:

Top ten reasons for writing a filler post:

  1. You're lazy.
  2. You like lists.
  3. You're three weeks behind on Blog365.
  4. You have no funny stories to tell.
  5. Your family, friends, and sock monkeys have left you hanging.
  6. You can't write about work either.
  7. Getting drunk is not an option (well, not a good option at least).
  8. You'd rather think up a couple bullet points than fabricate some fantastical fiction.
  9. Alliteration is something that comes naturally to you.
  10. Random thoughts just come to you during late-night IM sessions with long-lost friends.